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Here’s a list of some scary shit that will probably NEVER happen but, nonetheless, wouldn’t ever want them to happen to me:
1. When I’m home alone… hear my name whispered!
2. When I’m home alone…the power goes out then hear my name whispered!
3. When I’m home alone… hear footsteps in my apartment! (Shoes should always be off when entering!)
4. When I’m home alone… hear loud bangs on my door/ceiling only to discover no one there!
5. When I’m home alone… hear the cries of la llorona, the weeping woman inside my apartment in the baby’s room!
6. Hearing chuckles/a child crying/movement under my bed!
7. Having my closet door creak open in the middle of the night!
8. Phone rings when it is disconnected or battery dead!
9. Wake up in the middle of the night to see a hooded figure standing at the foot of my bed!
10. Wake up in the middle of the night to find my wife hovering over the bed!
11. Find the Ouija board I threw out a week ago laying on top of my bed when I get home!
12. Say Bloody Mary in the mirror and the bitch actually comes out and pies me!
13. Having the feeling of being watched while walking home on a dark road only to turn around and see someone dressed in black standing in the woods watching me!
14. See a strange man/woman/hooded figure standing over my baby’s crib through the baby monitor!
15. Looking out my window and seeing Pennywise the clown staring back at me in my backyard!
16. If I wake up in the middle of the night and see a porcelain doll sleeping beside me then speak to me!
17. Waking up to the sound of a little girl singing “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star!”
18. Being trapped in a supposed haunted castle with a Twinkie and no flashlight then hearing noises (footsteps, doors opening and closing, voices, whispers, laughter, rats!)
19. Fictional horror characters coming to life! (C’mon, what if Krueger, Myers, Jason and other fictional characters actually did exist?!)
20. My wife getting possessed by a demon and maxing out my credit cards! (Biiiitch!)
Feel free to chime in and add to the list!
My top 5 goes like this,
5. Dealing with my fiancee and daughter after waking up a hour late for school.
4. Being forced to use my fiancee’s body razor on my face cuz she used them all.
3. Putting my socked foot in my shoes that serves as my dogs fuck doll.
hahaha, great comment. I’m right there with you on #1 and #2!
2. Watching MTV
1. Most of my life…
Great post!
yeahh – great list! I’ve enjoyed it
Thanks! Glad you enjoyed!
Lmao awesome list! You need to add getting your ass smacked by Mr. T in there. Or am I the only one who is afraid of him thinking I “look mighty fine in them jeans”. =O!
LMAO! No, you are def right! He’ll officially be known as Mr. T-bag
im scared of seeing my very unusually hairy brother without any body hair…. ( i just threw up in my mouth a little, i think i swolled some)
lmao!
I am interested in using image #17 for the community theater’s play poster. Do you know who the photo belong’s to? I can be contacted at sagarchristine@gmail.com
The first few were pretty damn creepy. I actually had something whisper my name into my ear one time. I was alone and I heard it clear as day, right in my ear, “Michael”. I jumped up, ran around the house and found nothing. You should read my articles on Ouija Boards – just click on ‘Strange But True’ category on my blog, they’ll be listed there.
Will def be checking those out tonight!