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by Jaime Fernandez (Follow him on Twitter @J_Fernz)
Sung by Lionel Ritchie
I first became a fan of horror movies as a young boy. While other kids were playing in the park or following a strange looking man into his van, I was in front of the TV watching scary movie marathons without adult supervision. I officially fell in love with the genre the first time I saw pea soup being hurled from a young Linda Blair’s mouth.
(Erotic Fun Fact: I officially fell in love with Linda Blair after seeing her prison shower scene in the 1983 sexploitation flick Chained Heat.)
From then on I was having nightmares on Elm Street, wearing hockey masks on Friday the 13th, and escaping mental institutions on Halloween (OK…I only did that once).
